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NOTES:

  • After working out, it takes 5 hours for your body temperature to return to normal.
  • Children have more taste buds than adults.
  • The eye makes movements 50 times every second.
  • An ant’s sense of smell is stronger than a dog’s.
  • day on Venus lasts longer than a year, it is 243 Earth days.
  • A snail breathes through its foot.
  • Certain bears in Russia have become addicted to sniffing Jet Fuel out of discarded barrels. Going as far as stalking helicopters for the drops of fuel they leave behind.
  • Little Tikes, red and yellow Cozy Coupe toy car reached 6 million units in sales by its 25th anniversary in 2004, and was called the “world’s best-selling car for much of this decade” by The New York Times in 1998, outselling the Honda Accord and Ford Taurus.
  • Two men drove from New York to Los Angeles in only 31 hours. This was only accomplished by breaking hundreds of traffic laws along the way
  • A 9-year-old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents. She didn’t reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate $1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
  •  The Chinese New Year lands on the first day of the lunar month and continues for 15 days until the moon is full. Each of the 15 days of the celebrations has a particular role, such as celebrating the birthday of chicken and similar such celebrations.
  • Certain bears in Russia have become addicted to sniffing Jet Fuel out of discarded barrels. Going as far as stalking helicopters for the drops of fuel they leave behind.
  • Little Tikes, red and yellow Cozy Coupe toy car reached 6 million units in sales by its 25th anniversary in 2004, and was called the “world’s best-selling car for much of this decade” by The New York Times in 1998, outselling the Honda Accord and Ford Taurus.
  • Two men drove from New York to Los Angeles in only 31 hours. This was only accomplished by breaking hundreds of traffic laws along the way.
  • A 9-year-old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents. She didn’t reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate $1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
  •  The Chinese New Year lands on the first day of the lunar month and continues for 15 days until the moon is full. Each of the 15 days of the celebrations has a particular role, such as celebrating the birthday of chicken and similar such celebrations.

JOKES:

  • Having been married ten years and still living in an apartment, the wife would often complain about anything, as she was tired of saving every penny to buy a “dream home”.
    Trying to placate her, the husband found a new apartment, within their budget. However, after the first week, she began complaining again.
    Joel, she said, I don’t like this place at all. There are no curtains in the bathroom. The neighbors can see me every time I take a bath.
    Don’t worry. replied her husband. If the neighbors do see you, they’ll buy curtains.
  • Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.”
    John: “Is he feeling better now?”
    Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.”
    John: “How did he break it?”
    Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.”
    John: “How did he break his arm?”
    Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
  • Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  • All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
  • In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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