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Notes & Facts:

  •  At more than 2,716.5 feet tall and more than 160 stories the Burj Khalifa in Dubai is the tallest building in the world in 2008.
  • Washington Irving, the author, suffered from chronic insomnia created one of the least sleep-deprived literary characters in literature, Rip Van Winkle.
  • This long disbanded musical group reunited to perform at Bill Clinton’s 1993 inaugural ball, Fleetwood Mac “Don’t Stop”.
  • Coco Chanel, the designer, is the first known woman to create women’s suits with colorless jackets and fitted skirts beginning in the 1920s.
  • Italy is the world’s greatest producer of wine.
  • According to grocery sales, America’s favorite cookie is the Oreo.
  • Coca Cola was the first brand name product featured on the cover of Time Magazine, in May 1950.

 

Jokes:

  •  I’m on a whiskey diet, I lost 3 days already.
  • My Mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
  • “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”
  • Old accountants never die, they just loose their balance.
  • Do NOT argue with an idiot! He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  • The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on the list.
  • The evening news is where they begin with “Good evening”, then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
  • “Watched “Mission Impossible 3” the other day, thought to myself “It’s not really impossible if he’s already done it twice”.
  • I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But, when I got home, all the signs were there”

 

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