Notes, Jokes & Quotes

Notes & Facts:

  • The blood you donate is sold on the open market and it’s a US$4.5 billion per year industry.
  • Energy drinks still don’t have as much caffeine as a Starbucks coffee.
  • Today in history 1977 Elvis Presley died at Graceland at age 42.
  • Dinosaurs are not, technically, extinct, since birds are considered by science as a type of dinosaur.
  • Thomas Jefferson wrote part of the Declaration of Independence in a Philadelphia tavern.
  • Lincoln Logs were invented by Frank Lloyd Wright’s son.
  • In 1996, Mister Rogers poured the wax that made the 100 billionth Crayola crayon.
  • The sum of all the numbers on a roulette wheel is 666.

 

Jokes:

  • What do call cheese that isn’t cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
  • Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.
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  • Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother’s house.  When Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.  “Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer,” said his mother.  “I don’t need to,” the boy replied. “Of course, you do,” his mother insisted.  “We always say a prayer before eating at our house.”  “That’s at our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is grandma’s house and she actually knows how to cook!”
  • What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!

Quotes:

  • That's strength
  • Positive Thinking

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