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Notes, Jokes & Quotes


Hello all, with all the news going on it has been a while since I have posted Notes, Jokes, & Quotes but today should get you up to speed again. Thanks to all who emailed and texted us that this funny little segment has been off for as long as it has.


Notes & Facts:

  •  In 2005 Clark Texas, renamed its town DISH, in exchange for this, all residents received a free DVR and 10 years of free service.
  • Arthur Guinness, founder of Guinness Brewery, had 21 children with one wife.
  • Shakespeare invented about 1,700 words that we still use to this day.
  •  About 20% of the world’s tech founders are immigrants, even though immigrants only make up about 4 percent of the world’s population.
  •  In 4 of the 5 largest cities in the U.S., it’s cheaper to rely on Uber than to own a car, a 2018 report found.
  • Latin America is the most unequal region in the world. In 2014 the richest 10% of people in Latin America had amassed 71% of the region’s wealth.
  • Lighting hasn’t brought down a plane since 1963, due to careful engineering that lets the electric charge of a lightning bolt run through the plane and out of it.
  • By 2018, the U.S. has 101 people who owe at least$1 million in federal student loans.



  •  What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A “Milk Shake”.
  • What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? “Fowl Weather”
  • Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”
  • What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
    It gets toad away.
  • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.




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