Notes, Jokes, & Quotes

Notes and Facts:

  •  Bumpsy is the 17th-Century slang word for drunk.
  • We added some new random facts you haven’t seen yet:
  • A lychnobite is someone who sleeps all day and works all night.
  • Riding a roller coaster can help patients to expel their kidney stones.
  • The use of CAPITAL LETTERS TO DENOTE SHOUTING dates back to the 19th century.
  • The world record for the most bird species seen by one person in a year is 6,833.
  • One contender for the geographical centre of the U.S. is a place called Center.
  • Giant flying turkeys as big as kangaroos once roamed Australia.
  • The US Embassy in Kathmandu has guidelines on what to do if a yeti is found.

 

Jokes:

  •  Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight…
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
  • Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
  • Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
  • Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  • If you give a man a fish he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime. Dude, seriously? A lifetime of nothing but fish? Teach this man how to drive so he can get to a buffet.

 

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