Notes, Jokes, & Quotes

Notes & Facts:

  • Pope Francis, Nelson Mandela and Henry Kissinger are honorary members of the Harlem Globetrotters.
  • Women have larger pupils than men.
  • We use the word “Cancer” as a medical diagnosis because Hippocrates thought the tumors looked like crabs.
  • Pole dancing started in 1135 AD and was mostly done by men.
  • North Korea accidentally hit one of its own cities during a failed missile test in 2017.
  • At 93 years old, George H. W. Bush became the longest living President in U.S. history.
  • A man once tattooed “Netflix” on his body and after tweeting a picture to the company he received a free year of service.
  • 62% of people using dating apps are men, only 38% are women.
  • Volvo is Latin and means “I roll”.

 

Jokes:

  •  Men say women should come with instructions.. but what’s the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
  • What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? Anything he wants to be called.
  • Life is what passes you by while you’re busy making other plans.
  • You never really know how heavy something is until it has fallen on you.
  • Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster is a maniac.
  •  A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Is this some kind of joke?
  • A woman walked into a savings & loan and said to the loan officer, “I’d like to talk to you about a loan.” “Great!” the ecstatic loan officer replied, “How much can you give us?”

 

Quotes:

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