Notes, Jokes, & Quotes

Notes & Facts:

  • In 2015, a man sued Red Bull stating that after 10 years of consuming the product, he received no wings, enhanced physical nor intellectual performance.
  • About 1/2 of Americans had electric by 1925.
  • An average $1 bill have been found to have vaginal bacteria, microbes from mouths, DNA from pets and viruses.
  • In 2012, a Florida man had his hand bitten off by an alligator and he was charged with illegally feeding the animal.
  • Aerosmith‘s “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” was originally written for Celine Dion.
  • In 1993, Domino’s Pizza stopped their “30 minutes or it’s free” pledge after a major lawsuit that made it appear as if their drivers were reckless.
  • In 1913, a bank was sent through USPS brick by brick, taking advantage of the cheap parcel post rates.
  • A 2017 study found that the fax accounts for 75% of the country’s medical communications

 

Jokes:

  •  Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts DO.
  • Did you hear about the plumber who worked on the top of a sky-scraper? He plunged to his death.
  • How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear.
  • Want to know where hamburgers go dance? To a Meat Ball.
  • What kind of snakes are food to have on a car when it’s raining? Windshield Vipers.
  • When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it is French Fried.
  • Why did the farmer feed his cows money?  He wanted rich milk.

 

Quotes:

Speak Your Mind

*