Notes, Jokes & Quotes

Notes & Facts:

  •  The average person Pees 6 times a day.
  • 90% of Chinese teenagers and young adults suffer from myopia (short-sightedness).
  • In much of the U.S., it is illegal to buy a new car from the manufacturer.
  • 3 out of 4 teenage girls feel depressed after looking at a fashion magazine for only 3 minutes, according to a study.
  • 75% of all suicide attempts are by self-poisoning with drugs, and 97% of those cases survive.
  • Intel employs a “futurist” whose job is to determine what life will be like 10-15 years in the future.
  • More than $80 of every $100 of wealth created in 2017 went to the richest 1%.
  • According to the Washington Post, Trump made 2,140 false or misleading claims in his first year.



  •  On New Year’s Eve, a woman stood up at a local pub and said it was time to get ready for the midnight countdown. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to stand next to the one person who made his life worth living. As the clock struck midnight, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
  • If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
  • What do you call a bear that’s been out in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  • Gas prices aren’t really that bad when you remember that you’re essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.













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