Notes, Jokes, & Quotes

Notes and Facts:

  •  The Matrix Movie movie took 5 years to write.
  • Enric Marco, a Catalan mechanic, was a prominent public face of Spanish survivors of the Holocaust for decades, until his story was revealed to be a lie.
  • Star Wars Composer John Williams has the record for most Oscar nominations from a living person, averaging one nomination a year since his first in 1967.
  • The “Share a Coke” campaign –where Coca-Cola replaced its name on bottles with people’s first names– increased Coca-Cola’s U.S. sales by more than 2%, reversing more than 10 years of decline in Coke consumption in the U.S.
  • Montana became, in 2018, the first state to make net neutrality mandatory.
  • 1 in 6 U.S. millennials now have savings of $100,000 or more, according to a new Bank of America survey.
  • It would cost you only about US$140 a year if you ate ramen for every meal.
  • U2 singer Bono‘s stage name comes from the Latin term “Bono Vox” which means “Good Voice.”
  • The peach was once called a Persian apple.
  • The red blood cell is the only body cell with no nucleus.
  • Lake Erie contains an artificial reef made from the pieces of the Cleveland Municipal Stadium that was demolished in 1996/

 

Jokes:

  • A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.
  • The person who spends all of today bragging about what he is going to accomplish tomorrow probably did the very same thing yesterday.
  •  You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well.
  • Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
  • Flying is the second greatest experience known to man. Landing is the first.
  • I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock ever other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
  • For Sale: Parachute. Used once, Never opened, Slightly stained.
  • I fell sorry for people who don’t drink. When they get up in the morning that’s as good as they’re gonna feel all day.
  • Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year’s resolutions.
  • As I watched the dog chasing his tail for an hour, I thought “Dogs are easily amused.” Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail for an hour.
  • Have you seen the movie Constipated? No… That’s because it hasn’t come out yet.

 

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