Notes, Jokes, & Quotes

Notes and Facts:

  •  Coffee is most effective if consumed between 9:30 am and 11:30 am.
  • Going to church is good for you: Services lowers your blood pressure, a study found.
  • Despite its “Sunshine State” nickname, Florida is not the sunniest U.S. state. Arizona is, closely followed by Nevada.
  • 1 in 10 Americans thinks HTML –the language of web pages– is a sexually transmitted disease.
  • It’s been over 30 years since we had a cooler-than-average month.
  • YouTube has over a billion users, almost one-third of all people on the Internet.
  • Women speak about 20,000 words a day. That’s 13,000 more than the average man.
  • The world’s biggest family lives together in India: a man with 39 wives and 94 children.
  • California was the first U.S. state that banned Marijuana
    a century.


  •  A Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if it had four doors it’s be a chicken sedan.
  • A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man said he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
  • I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
  • A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee –OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.” The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you –you’ve broken your finger!”.
  • Why is it that when you blow in a dog’s face it gets mad at you? But when you take it in a car it sticks its head out the window.




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