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Notes, Jokes, and Quotes for the Day Mon/Tue

Notes of the Day:

  •  “X” is the only letter NOT used to begin the English language name of a country.
  • The first submarine when first used in combat in 1776 was powered by a hand-cranked propeller.
  • Despite spending half his career in the saddle, actor Clint Eastwood is allergic to horses.
  • People’s body temperature drops when they watch videos of other people putting their hands into cold water.
  • A dozen camels were disqualified in 2018 from a Saudi beauty pageant for receiving Botox injections to make them more attractive.
  • President Donald Trump asked the Guggenheim Museum to lend him a Van Gogh for the White House. Their counter-offer: a solid gold toilet.
  • The first female state senator elected in the United States was a Mormon polygamous wife who ran against and defeated her own husband.
  • When a mom feels depressed, her baby’s cells might feel it, too. At just 18 months old, young children can show biological evidence of added stress.
  • During WW2, Churchill wore a specially designed onesie, which he called his ‘Siren Suit’.

Jokes of the Day:

  •  Three men all die on Christmas Day and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who should go to hell, but because it’s Christmas, he’ll let them into heaven if they have something representing the holiday with them. One of the guys has a Christmas ornament, and gets let in. Another guy has pine needles on his shirt, and gets let in. The third guy pulls out a pair of panties. “How do those represent Christmas?” asks Peter. “These are Christmas Carol’s.”
  • Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?” “I had a heart attack.” “How did that happen?” “Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack.” “That’s ironic.” “Why?” “If you would’ve looked in the fridge, we’d both be alive.”
  • Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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