Notes, Qoutes & Jokes for the Weekend

Notes of the Day:

  •  Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were roommates at Harvard.
  • Every day, your heart creates enough energy to drive a truck for 20 miles.
  • North Korea is the world’s only nation to currently have a U.S. Navy ship captured.
  • For every 1 million tons of oil shipped, 1 ton is spilled.
  • The Bible was Isaac Newton’s greatest passion, writing more about religion than science and mathematics.
  • Snakes kill 100,000 people every year.
  • A cat has been the mayor of Talkeetna, Alaska for 15 years.
  • Viagra can keep cut flowers standing up straight for up to a week longer than normal.
  • Evidence from a range of countries shows that increasing the share of household income controlled by women, either through their own earnings of cash transfers, changes spending in ways that benefit children.
  • Laid end to end, NYC Transit train tracks would stretch from New York City to Chicago.
  • The New York subway officially opened October 27, 1904.  Mayor George McClellan took the controls for the inaugural first ride.

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Jokes of the Day:

  •  What is the difference between a dog and a fox?  About 4 drinks.
  • A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
  • Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.
  • I don’t want to sound cheesy but we go Gouda together.
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