Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day for Wednesday/Thursday

Notes of the Day:

  •  Gatorade was first developed in 1965 by researchers at the University of Florida, following a request from Florida Gators football coach Ray Graves.  Its name was derived from the collective nick name of the university’s athletic teams, the Florida Gators.  The football team credited Gatorade as having contributed to their first Orange Bowl win over the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets in 1967, at which point the drink gained traction with the athletic community.
  • October 10, 1886: The tuxedo dinner jacket made its American debut at the autumn ball in Tuxedo Park, N.Y.
  • People with blue eyes have a higher alcohol tolerance.
  • Energy drinks still don’t have a much caffeine as Starbucks coffee.
  • Over 90% of American movies made before 1929 are lost, no copies are known to exist.
  • Yoda from Star Wars, was almost played by a monkey.
  • Water itself does not conduct electricity well, but the impurities found in water do.

Jokes of the Day:

  •  Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, “You’re crazy! You’ll never be able to outrun that bear!” “I don’t have to,” the first lawyer replied. “I only have to outrun you.”
  • In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs, “I didn’t recognize you.”
  • Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that’s a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, “You can sleep with the pigs,” the second guy,” you can sleep with the cows”, and the third guy, “I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters.” The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, “I slept like a pig.” The second man said ,”I slept like a cow.” The third guy said, “I slept like a rabbit.”

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