Notes, Jokes, & Quotes of the Day for Tuesday

Notes of the Day:

  •  The Judiciary Act of 1789 is passed by Congress and signed by President George Washington, establishing the Supreme Court of the United States as a tribunal made up of six justices who were to serve on the court until death or retirement.
  • Swearing on the Bible is forbidden by the Bible.
  • Leonardo Da Vinci was the first to explain why the sky is blue.
  • 1 in 3 worldwide deaths in 2012 were caused by cardiovascular diseases.
  • Scientists finally concluded that the chicken came first because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens.

Jokes of the Day:

  •  Bill, an avid golfer, contacts a “Medium” and asks if there is a Golf Course in Heaven. The Medium says that his request is a big order, but he will try and find out and get back to Bill in a few days.After several days go by, Bill finally gets a call from the Medium. “Well,” said Bill, “what did ya find out?”I’ve got good news and bad news for you,” said the Medium.”OK,” “what’s the good news” Bill exclaimed.”Well,” there is a beautiful 36 hole golf course in Heaven, and you’ll have 24 hour access with your own personal caddy,” blurted out the Medium.”And the bad news?” asked Bill.”You’re due to tee-off this Sunday at around 10:30 in the morning.”
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  • A man and his wife started out in the car after a quarrel. She sat in the back seat and continued to berate him for his faults. In her excitement she pounded on the car door and it flew open. Several blocks later one of their neighbors flagged the man down.”Your wife fell out of the car back there,” he said.  The man looked over at the back seat. “Thank goodness!” he said, “I thought I had lost my hearing!”


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