Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the day for Tuesday

Notes of the Day:

  •  The strike note of the Liberty Bell is E flat.
  • Yesterday September 17th, 1972 the comedy series “M.A.S.H” premiered on CBS.
  • Ice age Britons used human skulls as cups.
  • The first car accident occurred in 1891, in Ohio.
  • A year on Mars has 687 earth days.
  • Marijuana has been legal for personal use in Alaska since 1975, and is still legal today.

 

Jokes of the Day:

  •  A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.  For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn’t realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.  The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault.  Today is my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.”
  • Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
    A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
  • A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

 

Quotes of the Day:

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