Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day for Wednesday/Thursday

Notes of the Day:

  •  A strawberry isn’t an actual berry, but a banana is.
  • When Columbus “discovered” the Americas, the continent was already inhabited by 90 million people which was a third of the worlds population.
  • Wherever you are in the state of Florida, you are never more than 60 miles from the nearest body of salt water.
  • In 1994, a 75 pound bag of cocaine fell out of a plane and landed in the middle of a Florida crime watch meeting.
  • If you have a pizza with radius Z and thickness A, its volume is PI*Z*Z*A.

Jokes of the Day:

  •  What I if told you
  • you read the top line wrong.
  • BAN pre-shredded cheese; Make America GRATE again.
  • Electricians have to “strip” to make “ends meet”.
  • For chemists, alcohol is not a problem, “It’s a solution”.
  • My mood ring is missing and I don’t know how I feel about that.
  • I scream, you scream, the police come, it’s awkward..


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