Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day for Thursday

Notes of the Day:

  • The “smell of rain” is caused by a bacteria called actinomycetes.
  • A human baby has over 60 more bones than an adult.
  • The estimated number of dinosaur species that existed in the Mesozoic era is between 1,543 and 2,468 species.
  • A red blood cell can make a complete circuit of your body in 30 seconds.

Jokes of the Day:

  • Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?
    A: A small medium at large.
  • Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
    A: Because they were watch dogs.
  • A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?”

 

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