Notes, Jokes, & Quotes of the Day for Thursday / Friday

Notes of the Day:

  • Apple sold 340,000 iPhones per day in 2012.
  • More Colombians die every year from American tobacco than Americans die from Columbian cocaine.
  • There will be a 50% increase in lightning strikes by 2100 if global warming continues, according to a scientific report.
  • An average person in the U.S. eats 35 tons of food in a lifetime.
  • Sharks kill 12 people per year, while people kill 11,417 sharks per hour.

 

Jokes of the Day:

  • ¬†Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
  • What is the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs think, “Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so they must be Gods. Cats think, “Humans are benevolent, they feed me and take care of me, so I must be God.”
  • Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
    A: In case he got a hole in one.
  • One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, “Acts 2:38: ‘Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'” The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, “Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?” The robber said, “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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