Notes, Jokes & Quotes for the Day Monday

Notes of the Day:

  •  Today in 1955 the first Guinness Book of Records was published.
  • A study says 13.9 Million people call in sick or arrive late to work the day after the Super Bowl.
  • The Nazis are believed to have sterilised 400,000 Germans deemed to have lives not worth living.
  • There cities of Jericho, Luxor, Damascus, Byblos and Beirut have been continuously inhabited for more than 5,000 years.
  • One of the oldest species of animal still with us are the horseshoe crabs who appeared 445 million years ago. They’ve survived for 75% of the entire span of animal life on the planet.
  • The Nigerian film industry, or Nollywood, is the second largest in the world in terms of numbers of films produced.
  • A study found that 99% of all participants in multi-level marketing schemes lose money.
  • In 1996, Australia enacted strict gun laws. It had no mass shooting since.


Jokes of the Day:

  •  You know you bought a bad computer when the lower corner of the screen has the words “Etch-A-Sketch.
  • You you’ve bought a bad computer when the only chip inside is a “Dorito”.
  • Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty you’d stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn’t eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it?
    A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn’t eaten in 7 years it’s dead.

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