Notes, Jokes, & Quotes for Saturday/Sunday

Notes of the Day:

  • The popsicle was invented in 1905 by an 11 year old boy.
  • Dogs have 13 blood types, horses have 8, cows have 9 while humans have only 4.
  • Edison electrocuted an elephant in 1903 to prove that Tesla’s AC current was dangerous.
  • The first mobile phone call was made in 1973 by Martin Cooper, a former Motorola inventor.
  • Mail-order marriages are less likely to end in divorce than marriages overall in the U.S.
  • It’s OK to pee in the ocean since 95% of urine is water and the nitrogen in the urea is used to feed ocean plants.

Today’s Birthdays

1950 – Steve Wozniak
1965 – Viola Davis
1933 – Jerry Falwell
1833 – Robert Green
Jokes of the Day:
-Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.
– Why does the Polish Navy have glass-bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy.
– I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
– A guy goes to see his doctor, and the doctor says, “Well, I’m afraid you have six weeks to live.” The guy says, “Oh damn, well what should I do doctor?” The doctor tells him, “You should take a mud bath once a day for the next six weeks,” and the guy asks, “Why? Is that supposed to help?” and the doctor says, “No, but it’ll get you used to being in the ground.”
– A penguin takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out. So the penguin goes across the street to the 7-Eleven to kill some time and get an ice cream. Since the penguin has no hands, the poor little guy gets the ice cream all over his beak. He returns to the mechanic and the guy tells him, “Looks like you blew a seal.” “Oh no,” says the penguin, “this is just a little ice cream.”
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