Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the day for Friday

Notes of the Day:

  • The heart symbol was first used to denote love in 1250.  Prior to that, it represented foliage.
  • When 2 people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.
  • Legalizing marijuana would generate $8.7 billion in federal and state tax revenue per year.
  • If we could capture just .1% of the ocean’s kinetic energy caused by tides, we could satisfy the current global energy 5 times over.
  • Today in 1962 Spiderman made his debut in Marvel Comics.

Today’s Birthdays

1972 – Angie Harmon
1896 – Walter Lang

Jokes of the Day:

  • A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?” The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?” The mourner took a moment to collect himself and replied, “My wife’s first husband.”
  • The Tiger Woods short story using every nominated film of the 2010 Oscars. “We all thought Tiger Woods was a Serious Man. Then, last November he really screwed Up. Those Inglorious Basterds all came forward, not from District 9, but from the red light district. Tiger got caught from The Blind Side with his pants down. His Precious world then entered The Hurt Locker. He received An Education in Mississippi on Sex Addiction where he was told even as an Avatar, it’s still considered Cheating! After all this, his golf career is Up in the Air.”
  • It was the first day of school. Harry’s mother went into his bedroom and said, “Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today.”
    “But I don’t want to go to school,” replied Harry, “I want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school”?
    “Because,” answered his mother, “you’re a teacher!”

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