Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day Wednesday/Thursday

Notes of the Day:

  • Coffee is the world’s second most valuable commodity, only behind petroleum.
  • The Queen of the UK is the legal owner of one-sixth of the Earth’s land surface.
  • The word “mortgage” comes from a French word that means “death contract”.
  • There is a “Gospel of Judas” not found in the bible that speaks of Judas as the only one of Jesus’ disciples who fully understood his teachings.  He turned Jesus over to the Romans because Jesus asked him to.

Jokes of the Day:

 

  • – There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell sausage!” Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, “Mmmm, I smell pancakes!” Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn’t because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, “The only thing I smell is molasses.”
  • Q: Is Google male or female?
    A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion
  • I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is
  • incorrect.
  • – My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Quotes of the Day:

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships. - Michael Jordan

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e. e. cummingsSelf-belief and hard work will always earn you success. - Virat Kohli

 

 

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