Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day – Saturday/Sunday

Notes of the Day:

  • Chimpanzees fart so loudly and frequently that scientists locate them in the forest occasionally by following the farts.
  • The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.
  • Human life expectancy has increased more in the last 50 years than in the last 200,000 years of human existence.

Jokes of the Day:

  • What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?  A Frisbee.
  • Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?  to the mewseum.
  • A guitarist passed out on stage – he must have rocked himself to sleep!
  • Whad do Snowmen do in their free time? Chill.
  • What kind of dog doesn’t bark?  A hushpuppy.
  • Why did the football coach go to the bank?  To get his quarterback.

Quotes of the Day:

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