Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day for Thursday/Friday

Notes of the Day:

  • The dinosaur noises in the “Jurassic Park” movie were made from recordings of tortoise sex.
  • The highest race horse speed ever recorded was 43.97 mph.
  • McDonalds is NOT the worlds largest restaurant chain.  Subway is.
  • Today in history; in 1775, Benjamin Franklin was appointed the first Postmaster General of the U.S.

Jokes of the Day:

  • The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they’re serving?
  • I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
  • The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes, the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, four minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?” After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

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