Notes, Jokes and Quotes of the Day – Tuesday

Notes of the Day:

  • Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin an hour.
  • Microwave ovens were invented by accident.  Percy Spencer was standing in front of an active radar when he noticed the candy bar he had had melted.
  • Americans make up 5% of the worlds population, and yet, produce 30% of the worlds waste and use 25% of the world’s resources.

Jokes of the Day:

– What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?

A: Don’t look I’m changing!!!!!

– A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The Mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are ‘green,’ ‘pink,’ and ‘yellow.'” The Mexican man thinks , then says, “Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?”

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