Notes, Jokes, & Quotes of the Day – Saturday

Notes of the Day:

– Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.

– Your brain uses 20% of the total oxygen and blood in your body.

– During his time as a Congressman and later as US president, John F Kennedy donated all of his salary to charity.

Jokes of the Day:

– Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.” Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.” It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.” “I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”

– In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth… After that, everything else was made in China.

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