Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day – Thursday

Notes of the Day:

– Q: How many stars are in the big dipper?

A: 7

– 1 billion people speak English.  That is 1 in every 7 on earth.

– George Washington is the only U.S. president to receive 100% of the electoral votes.

– McDonalds’ Caesar salad is more fattening than their hamburger.

Jokes of the Day:

-A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

– What do you call a fish without eyes? … FSH.

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