Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day Thursday

Notes of the Day:

– Germany had the highest numbers of asylum requests in 2015.

– Michael Phelps considered suicide after the 2012 summer olympics.  He started the Michael Phelps Foundation to help other people with mental illness.

– After just under a year in space, astronaut Scott Kelly’s gene expression changed significantly and is different to his identical twin borther’s DNA.

Famous Birthdays:

– Robin Willams – 1950

– Donald Trump – 1946

Jokes of the Day:

– A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”

– Q: what did the nacho say to the taco

A: I’m nacho friend.

Quotes of the Day:

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