Notes, Jokes & Quotes for Wednesday

Notes of the Day:

– Self-driving cars play Grand Theft Auto to learn how to drive better.

– More than 4 tons of old U.S. paper money is mulched into compost every day.

– Alexander the Great’s army conquered the world while wearing armor made of linen that could stop any arrow made at the time.

Jokes of the Day.

– Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: “Put it on my bill.”.

-A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screamed to her brother, “Don’t eat it. Its a “smelly idiot”.

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