Notes, Jokes, & Quotes for Tuesday

Notes of the Day:

– The film Jaws is based on a Peter Benchley novel. When he couldn’t think of a title, his father suggested ‘What’s That Noshin’ On Ma Leg’.
– Mantis shrimps’ eyes are more evolved than those of humans: they have four times as many colour receptors and can see UV, visible and polarised light.
– 1 in 3 children can use a tablet before they can speak, a survey found.

Jokes of the Day:

–¬†Who is Dracula most likely to fall in love with?
The girl necks door!

– A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, “What for?” The sheriff responds, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” The lawyer says, “I slowed down and no one was coming.” “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration please,” say the sheriff impatiently. The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.” The sheriff says, “That sounds fair, please exit your vehicle.” The lawyer steps out and the sheriff takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer with it. The sheriff says, “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”.

Famous Birthdays:

– George H. W. Bush – 1924

– Anne Frank – 1929

Quotes of the Day:

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