Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day – Sunday

Notes of the Day:

– Ben and Jerry learned how to make ice cream by taking a $5 correspondence course offered by Penn State, because one of them couldn’t get into medical school, and the other couldn’t sell enough pottery.

– Research has shown that dogs actually “Like” the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.

– During the Cold War, President Reagan and Soviet President Michael Gorbachev agreed to set aside their differences if the world was ever invaded by aliens.

Jokes of the Day:

– Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?” “Playing a game,” the boy replied. “What is your name?” the officer questioned. “Mind Your Own Business.” Furious, the policeman inquired, “Are you looking for trouble?!” The boy replied, “Why, yes.”

– There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can’t do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, “Nope, this one.”

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