Notes, Jokes & Quotes of the Day – Saturday

Notes of the Day:

– A study using MRI scans showed that the brains of people who excersise moderately look 10 years younger than those who don’t.

– Instaslled in 1410, the world’s oldest astronomical clock still in operation is in Prague.

– Researchers have found that 80% of mass shooters showed no interest in violent videos games.

Famous Birthdays:

  • Johnny Depp – 1963
  • Natalie Portman – 1981

Jokes of the Day:

– A blonde, brunette, and redhead are all on a building about to jump off. They all jump at the same time. Which one landed last? The blonde because she asked for directions.

– Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?” The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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