Notes, Jokes, & Quotes of the Day

Notes for the Day:

-“All Bran” is only 87% bran.

– General Electric is the only company remaining from the original Dow Jones index of 1896.

– As global temperatures rise, flowers are emitting less scent.

– One of the late Stephen Hawking’s widely-accepted theories is that black holes aren’t black.

Jokes of the Day:

– Bill Gates walked into an APPLE store and farted but it was APPLE’S fault that they had no WINDOWS.

– A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” The husband says, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!”

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