Notes, Jokes, and Quotes of the Day – Monday

Notes of the Day:

– In 4 of the 5 largest cities in the U.S., it’s cheaper to rely on Uber than to own a car.

– 770,000 living in England do not speak English well.

– A single human being’s DNA contains as much information as 50 novels.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Joke of the Day:

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”

Famous Birthdays:

– Freddy Fender 1937

– Angelina Jolie 1975

Quotes for the Day:

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